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Why I hate broom cupbrads

Category: Harry_Potter

(0) I know this sounds weird but here I am the graet harry potter stuck in a broom cupbrod. No wand so no way to get out. I really don't get why I'm here. It all started when I told dean,seamus, nevil and ron as a dare who i'd facneced.when I told them Hermione they shuvfed me in this cupbord and looked the door. The last thing said to me was "If you don't make a move the closet will for you." Said Dean I onder what that means? (Hermione Potter, Age 8 to 12, 4/1/2006 11:19:20 AM, WhyIhatebroomcupbrads)

(1) an suddenly another figure was pushed in it was hermoine oh was she looking hot or what (praniti, Age 8 to 12, 8/4/2006 11:18:19 AM, WhyIhatebroomcupbrads)

(2) Next thing I knew, the door shut, It was comepletely dark, and a broom was hitting me in the back of the head. "Ow," I said "Harry?" Asked Hermione "Yes?" I said "Why are we in a broom copard?" Asked Hermione "Not sure really, do you happen to have you wand?" "No,I was in the libary, when I realised I forgot it. so I was going back, when well I got shuved in here, so no sorry." "It's okay, WE'll just be in here awhile." The copbard shifted and we both wne tsliding into a wall. hermione looked like she was shocked that that had just happened. (Pie, Age 8 to 12, 8/13/2006 4:22:03 PM, WhyIhatebroomcupbrads)

(3) Harry Had waited so long to kiss Hermione and now he had. For a while, they both sat in silence. All this time Harry thought, "Does she like me? Have I ruined our friendship forever? Oh, what have I done?" But all of his thoughts he found wrong as Hermione kissed him this time. "So you do like me then?" Asked Harry. "Of course, I always have." Replyed Hermione. (Tennis Chick, Age 8 to 12, 8/18/2006 9:47:16 PM, WhyIhatebroomcupbrads)

(4) Hermione turned to Harry and told him the one thing that had been burning inside her since the moment they met. "I hate it when people can't spell," she gasped. Harry was amazed, but looking back over the last few paragraphs, he realised the truth. People simply can't spell. It's amazing. There are dictionaries out there, and even the most basic of wordprocessors has some sort of spell check built in, but apparently people put their own desire to be heard way above any aim to express themselves accurately. "Let's leave this cupbrad now," said Harry. "This what?" asked Hermione. Good point. (Ashley, Adult, 9/13/2006 10:58:31 AM, WhyIhatebroomcupbrads)

(5) "Don't you know what a cupbrad is? It's a ...to tell you the truth, I dont know what a cupbrad is. But I am sure that if you were to try and eat one, you would get a very big belly ache. So always remember to stay out of the cupbrad. (Jeremy, Age 8 to 12, 10/11/2006 5:25:57 PM, WhyIhatebroomcupbrads)

(6) Later on when Harry and Hermonie where both where 20 they got married and Lived Happily Ever After. (Harry Potter Lover, Age 8 to 12, 11/12/2007 11:15:44 PM, WhyIhatebroomcupbrads)

(7) But wait...you can't skip to the endyet. its cheeting. so wot if spelin is all wrong. Back to the story. "so what do you think of the cupboard Hermoine?" Harry tried to make some conversation to fill the awkward silence. "Do you think Ron and the others are hiding just outside the door listening to us? What sorry...I wasn't listening." Did you actually kiss me earlier Harry? asked Hermoine. No Way said Harry loudly. I never. Ron's the one who has a crush on you. I could never do that to a friend. Too late he realized he'd told Ron's darkest secret. I always thought he fancied me said Hermoine. What? You knew all along!? Yes of course...I am the genius in our class. Yeah Yeah I know. So who kissed me then? There was muffled laughter...it was Rincewind, the worst wizard on both worlds! He'd accidentally misdirected a travelling spell and landed up in the closet and found his opportunity to snog his favorite story book character! Ugh. What is THAT? Said Harry and Hermoine together just before they began pounding on the door and screaming to be let out. Rincewind had just shown why he had that name. Ron, dean, seamus, and neville all had to be admitted to the hospital wing after Harry and Hermoine got through with them, Rincewind has just been made the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Who knew a wizard from the disc would show up with his many feeted luggage!? Dumbledore couldn't miss the opportunity despite the political incorectness of the placement. I mean. Another white male!!! What happened to BEE? Still, rincewind is the first Dark Arts teacher to successfully work three years at the job. Although it must be said 2 of those years were 1756-1757 after Voldemort sent him back in time after he tried to rescue Harry from yet another stupid scrape he'd got himself into by forgetting his wand. Why oh why don't I learn!? Thought Harry as he ate his many flavored jelly beans until he felt sick... (W Palmer, Age 13 to 18, 10/15/2006 10:21:55 PM, WhyIhatebroomcupbrads)

(8) But just then Harry blew his cookies all over Hermione. "Eeww! Sick Harry! I am never kissing you again!" Screamed Hermione. Then Hermione thumped Harry right on the head with her fist. (KTD, Age 8 to 12, 2/5/2007 2:19:35 PM, WhyIhatebroomcupbrads)

(9) Then they satarted to make out! This time it was herminone who kissed him and it was special! THey started to make a roudy noise in that cuboard (lilly, Age 13 to 18, 2/21/2007 8:46:14 PM, WhyIhatebroomcupbrads)

(10) Then Dumble door came and opened the cuboard ."what on earth are you 2 doing???!!!!!!!!" "we were just are...well hermiony here...are! Tell him...Hermiony!!! well harry was sick on we and then we fell in love (Sarah D, Age 8 to 12, 2/2/2010 3:33:12 PM, WhyIhatebroomcupbrads)

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