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Mrs. Potter

Category: Harry_Potter

(0) "I am so sick of this!" Harry complained. "Kids write about me all the time saying I should get together with so and so because of this and that. They've named all of the Gryffindor girls in our year for crying out loud!" "And Ginny." Ron reminded him. "I think that I should teach these people once and for all!" he said forcefully, pounding his fist in his palm. "I'm going to make all of them unhappy! I'm going to teach them not to mess with MY life!" "How're you going to do THAT Harry?" Ron asked skeptically. "Everyone supports someone different." "So I'll go out with someone they really hate." Harry concluded. "Will you help me?" (sophian, Age 8 to 12, 6/16/2004 6:03:02 PM, MrsPotter)

(1) Ron Agrees reluctantly as Harry kicks the fat lady of the wall as he leaves the common room. NOOOOOOOOO! she screams as she falls down the moving staircase. Harry rushes down to the Entrance Hall only to find Dumbledore standing in his way. "I beleive you are planning on ruining peoples lives just because your pissed off at them writing you letters, is this true?" Dumbledore asks serenly "Oh, get out of my way you old badger!" Says Harry, as he flings a killing curse at Dumbledores gigantic beard. (Ian, Age 13 to 18, 10/30/2009 11:07:33 AM, MrsPotter)

(2) "nooooo!!!!" shouts dumbledore," the only thing i am deffensless against is the death spell especially against my beard, i'm fainting, someone feel my pulse..", TO BE CONTINUED..... (Tianna, Age 8 to 12, 4/14/2010 3:32:42 AM, MrsPotter)

(3) on the way to find an idiodic skanky girl harry managed to make out with 100 different girls before being chased down by there boyfriends and was sadly not so sadly died (sir dude, Young Adult, 3/26/2010 9:30:46 AM, MrsPotter)

(4) Ron found out and ran to save him. it took harry 1 year to recover. he continued to look for stupid and idiotic girls. finally, he fell madly in love with a 13 year old girl. she has 2 cute dimples but a very big nose that should've been for a pig. She has black hair that always have dandruffs, nomatter how much she washes her hair. but her eyes sparkle and a very cute mouth. "wow, beauty and ugliness adds together, u get love." harry thought. he put a love spell on that girl, just in case if she doesn't like him. together, they had it, and that girl was pregnant. (jenny, Age 8 to 12, 4/6/2010 12:30:58 PM, MrsPotter)

(5) when they hade the baby harry killed ervy one in the world and lived unhapply ever arfter the end (criss, Age 8 to 12, 4/13/2010 8:54:43 PM, MrsPotter)

(6) harry wock up wow wat a bad dream sead harry soon he was telling ron and hermoni 'harry this is bad ' wat its only a dream sead ron suddenly voldemort apered and throw a killing spell at harry ho dodged it harry sraemed a stinning spell at him OUCH yelled voldemort then it was hall the deathetEaters came and the holl ministry came killing spells whant every were Avade kadevra yelled harry ponting his wand at voldemord as his limb body hit the ground the Deatheaters were killed but... (byron golden i love harry potter, Age 8 to 12, 4/13/2010 10:49:17 PM, MrsPotter)

(7) soon harry woke up again. ron came and said how ya doin'". Except it wasn't ron it was ginny she kissed him full on the mouth and laid on him and they had a baby and harry killed ron. THE LAST DAY CAME. the fire rain was faling but harry and ginny were still there , kissing (jack, Age 13 to 18, 4/28/2010 1:18:32 PM, MrsPotter)

(8) "EXPELIARMUS!" "AVARA KADAVARA!" The two wands burst,But voldemorts wand shoots the spell at him. He dies! (gman, Age 13 to 18, 5/7/2010 8:40:02 PM, MrsPotter)

(9) he came back to life. (john, Age 13 to 18, 6/19/2010 1:47:01 PM, MrsPotter)

(10) and then nameless girl and Harry raised their baby only to find out that it wasn't Harry's baby! the nameless girl wanted to take a DNA test because Harry was afraid that the baby wasn't his. "I'm sure the test will say i'm the father." Harry said matter-of-factly. " oh, crap!" yelled the nameless girl after taking a DNA test and finding out the shocking news. harry dumped the nameless girl and started dating Cho, who also had a baby ( which was Harry's this time) So the nameless girl went to go find the dad and it turns out it was Voldemort's baby! they had gone out before Voldemort's whole I'm gonna kill harry potter and rule the wizarding world thing. what was she gonna do?! (Kylie, Age 13 to 18, 7/2/2010 3:20:36 PM, MrsPotter)

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