Thomas Turnkuteer (pen name): Once upon a time, in the land of woe, lived a happy village of happy people, until one day... Dark, creepy shadow-like creatures came from the far East, draining villages one by one of all their joy. The only hope for the land of woe, was in the hands of Jerf named Thomas. A Jerf was a humanoid looking exactly like a human, and it was human in all aspects except each one was born with a unique power, and Thomas was the power of cooking up delicious bacon and eggs in just a matter of seconds. He could do this anywhere, anytime, with anything.