Hannah: Okay, that was so weird I couldn't help but roll my eyes. God, when is all the drama gonna stop? I mean, it's pretty funny my dog died of pizza. Just then I looked out my window. Uncle Joe was hitting the weird woman away from his house. "O-kay, you are soooooo weird you are freaking me out. I don't wanna date you any more!" he screamed. I ran down the stairs and out of the house. "What the freakin' heck was that all about?" I asked. "That weird woman was dating me, but she was like SOOOO weird so I dumpted her," he said. Suddenly cats and dogs, including Honey jumped down from the heavens. I was supposed to be excited to see her but the sight of cats and dogs jumping down from the sky caused me to run and yell "It's rainning cats and dogs!!!" I ran around a few laps, then realized I was running in circles and not gettig anywhere. Then I began to study my multiplication tables. 8x9=7845639, 6x4=6665....Boy was I good! Then I noticed all the cats and dogs where lying motionless on their backs. Honey, too. But then they bolted up and danced around me, singing some very weird words. "Mahikuku!" they yelled. "Mayikojuyersy! Tihuku Opikleret!!!!" Since when could they talk? I wondered. I looked at Uncle Joe. He was acting like a dog. He was licking the sand and howling everywhere. "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I screamed so loud my lungs could've burst. "THE WORLD HAS COME TO AN EEEEEND!!!!!!" "