storyruiner: he looked up and down the hall franticly. who who who? then that gorgus lilac johnson walked to him. "where's harry?" she asked, looking around as if he would pop out of the shadows at any moment. he sighed. lilac had been in luv with harry ever since year 1. "harry's not here right now," he said "but im having problems with hermione. do u think maybe u could date me to make hermone jealous?" lilac's eyes flashed angrily. "as much as i want to get that little know-it-all snob," she grinned like a fox with her prey cornered. "what's in it for me?" Ron thought for a moment. "I promise to get u a date with harry potter." "the harry potter?" "the harry potter." She jumped up and down excitedly. "see ya later baby" she kissed him and skipped off happily.