W Palmer: But wait...you can't skip to the endyet. its cheeting. so wot if spelin is all wrong. Back to the story. "so what do you think of the cupboard Hermoine?" Harry tried to make some conversation to fill the awkward silence. "Do you think Ron and the others are hiding just outside the door listening to us? What sorry...I wasn't listening." Did you actually kiss me earlier Harry? asked Hermoine. No Way said Harry loudly. I never. Ron's the one who has a crush on you. I could never do that to a friend. Too late he realized he'd told Ron's darkest secret. I always thought he fancied me said Hermoine. What? You knew all along!? Yes of course...I am the genius in our class. Yeah Yeah I know. So who kissed me then? There was muffled laughter...it was Rincewind, the worst wizard on both worlds! He'd accidentally misdirected a travelling spell and landed up in the closet and found his opportunity to snog his favorite story book character! Ugh. What is THAT? Said Harry and Hermoine together just before they began pounding on the door and screaming to be let out. Rincewind had just shown why he had that name. Ron, dean, seamus, and neville all had to be admitted to the hospital wing after Harry and Hermoine got through with them, Rincewind has just been made the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Who knew a wizard from the disc would show up with his many feeted luggage!? Dumbledore couldn't miss the opportunity despite the political incorectness of the placement. I mean. Another white male!!! What happened to BEE? Still, rincewind is the first Dark Arts teacher to successfully work three years at the job. Although it must be said 2 of those years were 1756-1757 after Voldemort sent him back in time after he tried to rescue Harry from yet another stupid scrape he'd got himself into by forgetting his wand. Why oh why don't I learn!? Thought Harry as he ate his many flavored jelly beans until he felt sick...