winifred: i love you

Some git: "Oh... that's just an act. I thought I'd play hard-to-get, " said Malfoy. "Well, that was very bad of you, Malfoy." "Sorry," says Malfoy. "Well, I guess it's okay! We're friends now!" "FRIENDS?" shouted Malfoy "Didn't that kiss mean anything to you?" Embarrassed, Hermione says "Well, if I do become your girlfriend, what about Vicky?" Malfoy asks "Vicky who?" "You know Viktor, Viktor Krum, my lover" "Oh", says Malfoy. He gets angry and jinxes Hermione to grow a third eye...