lauren: "Ron wake up you goober" said hermione shaking him . Ron woke up and said "who you calling a goober?". Hermione rolled her eyes and said "never mind". Ron later told hermione about how ginny had been kidnapped. "I hope she's ok" said hermione. Suddenly a goober came out of nowwhere and kissed hermione. Ron got up and kicked the goober. The goober stuck it's tongue out at ron then ran off. Ron didn't like goobers and they didn't like him. Harry potter came eating beans.